Daily Herald, January 22nd: Breaking news! Pink heart goggles give naked man ability to see hovering mutant avocado creatures!

Although this simple illustration of a painter's toolkit may not evoke the most emotion, I must still complement the artist's use of colours

SURPRISE NINJA STRIKES AGAIN! The victim: Mohawked asshole. The crime: Assholeism. The verdict: He deserved it.

Hello mine turtle!

Sarah Johnson..... LOOK OUT!!! Your life as a rainbow-pooping unicorn with down syndrome is almost over as this A-BOMB METEOR HAS ALMOST HIT

Potato is over-enthusiastic about laughing at cripples. Seriously potato, that ain't even cool.

"Nonjor <3 <3" (In most eloquent handwriting!)

Garfield confronts the predominant philosophical question of our generation.

A muscular young man has saggy granny breasts.

OSAMA BIN LADEN RESURRECTED BY THE PRINGLES GUY

The only way he can get his jollies from sexual intercourse anymore is by wrapping chains around his own neck and strangling himself.

Construction Man™ is frustrated with his shovel that was a rake instead.