Tommy Wiseau punches straight through his window. "YOU ARE TEAHING ME APAHT, LISAR!!!" is his cry.

John Wayne Gacy admits his heinous crimes.

Evil Pirate Cactus is visibly upset.

"The Layman's Guide to Tubers, 4th ed.", once again causes disbelief and confusion among the common folk.

Maverick has ejected Goose against his will.

Officer Duck prepares to intervene in the Colombian cartel's illicit exchange of a case of smoked oysters for Steve Jobs's severed head.

Marge Simpson reacts to the internet.

Wilford Brimley excretes pink silly putty into and around a pipe.

"Sir, the problem seems to be that your body is made of sticks and your face looks like a squashed pierogi. You also have lupus."