Jake the dog and lady Rainicorn French-kissing.

2 is gay and is hitting on 3. Unfortunately, 3's girlfriend is watching it all unfold while hiding behind an equal sign.

The itsy-bitsy spider contemplates the depletion of earth's natural resources, represented by his smaller than average web.

Dirk hit maximum happiness.

Holy potato.

"SAILOR MOON WAS CANCELED."

Obama's long lost sister who is a beautiful princess.

Eridan, as in the troll from Homestuck, being shockingly polite.

Groose when he had a little too much to drink.

America after WWIII. We're left with only 12 states.

A writhing mass of frivolous rainbow colors with a thoughtful man swimming in the midst of it as an ape hovers above him.

Link from the Legend of Zelda crying because everyone thinks his name is Zelda.