All I want for Christmas, is a big booty hoe

"She read my message 72 hours ago......WHY HASN'T SHE ANSWEREDDD???"

"I liked that band BEFORE they went mainstream"

Quizzically, he asked the burger,"is my name Fred?"

"Yep, I'm hot"

Brown dog and grey dog are friends

Live strong bracelet

That clown is a psycho serial killer

A tiny man standing at someone's feet

Stripper cooking food on stage

Welcome to our home!

Demonic baseball player