I stab myself in the leg with a sharpened coffee stirrer!The only way that you will see me is if I cut myself...AND I BLEED ON YOUR PANINI!!

A mouse-monkey with translucent ears falls backwards trying to lift a gigantic translucent plank.The mouse-monkey looks EVIL!

A freshly-picked corn cob is told that it is in fact a nymph.

Some young girl's legs tucked up to her brief-less bottom. On the up side she is wearing some knee-high white socks with a red pattern.DERP

Heck no, there is a fire beside two stunned men! Run away, men...

A Prawn cracker with some interesting, and perhaps Asian lettering written upon it in pink. Grey background doesn't cover the page.Brown bit

'tis but a small and happy orange fish!