ur a faget
A gentlemanly lobster wearing a top hat and fancy suit. He also has a mustache.
A rare Brazilian gold fish
Someone put graffiti all over that turtle's shell
A man eating his own face.
Human beans (one red, one Barney the Dinosaur-colored) laugh at a sad blue human bean with a messed up squiggly arm.
Throwing up on your parents.
katy perry has a lion on her head
Captain House is sure a stand-up guy!
Cute puppy/rabbit thing
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A CRASH OF DRUMS / A FLASH OF LIGHT / MY GOLDEN COAT / FLEW OUT OF SIGHT / THE COLORS FADED INTO DARKNESS / I WAS LEFT ALOOOONE
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