A brick wall?

Baby Luigi has no idea how much debt he owes

"KILL YOURSELF" said the vicious bear. "GIT GUD" said the possum.

Grim uses heat vision to set Billy and Mandy's house on fire.

Metal Gear Dorito: Sons of Dewty

Gorf the cat has no bones

silly asian amputee mario insults kirby to make him cry

Cyborg Pidgeotto has elephantitis. Some fat tourist thinks it's still 2012

Goku is an edgy mutant. Shenron has Frieza's head.

Squid Loli thanks Anon-kun for her dress

Superman is a terrible babysitter. He just lets kids go stormchasing.

Yoshi wonders what paprika smells like