fast-talking little guy in footie pajamas threatens violence
im peeved at this man ass cat
A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
A chillin' rock
I am the night, it is me. I control the world as i ride my giant purple owl.
Somebody put make-up on a dog and dressed it up in a boob-tube and bow. Weird.
The planets colliding in a grassy field.
HE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU SOME SERIOUS LOVE.
Buttbaskets.
Glasses so sharp, your finger explodes when you touch it.
Rudolph the Emo Reindeer
Barney is not a very good singer. He probably knows this, but he's a horrible buttbasket and sings to adults, slowly rotting their minds.
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