In the year 3123, the galactic federation went back in time to help Merlin save the world from a meteor. But he needs your help!

As part of the intergalactic treaty, the self hating purple triangle men have outlawed themselves. What a bunch of weirdos.☻

Well shit if it isn't Garfield's cooler brother, Chester. Look how aloof he is smoking a cigarette with his green Afro and happening shades.

In Disney movies every household appliances is alive and has it's own personality. This must make it awkward to use the bathroom.

Homestuck is 100% gay. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Rodger rabbit finally got off his fat fluffy ass and did some chores around the house. Maybe his dad will change mind about kicking him out.

Hugh Hefner got the idea for the playboy logo by actually visiting a distant planet inhabited solely by slutty rabbit women.

The ghost from Mario 65 tells you no as you lie on the floor wondering what you've done with your life.

That's it. Santas deer have been pushed around long enough. They're going to stage a coup if they don't start getting paid for their service

DoD isn't the place to come out of the closet, bro. But congrats anyway. Good luck with your parents.

And with a voice that could tear the world asunder, "utch," the king did say Glubmeck the void in hopes of slaying the dreaded world eater.

Damn that is like so artsy fartsy stuff right there. Her skin is all like purple man, just like my soul. It really touches my inner child.

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