Bill O'Riely apparently hates Obama Care. and a smiley face.

went too fast

This person can only ask "Why?" as they are slowly transformed into Ursula from Disney's 'The Little Mermaid'

two parallel roads. one has a blue car driving right, the other a red car driving left. WTF?

Two snakes have ropes tied to them and are dragging a blue thing towards a pyramid

a man attempting to board a train was brutally murdered by a cat with sunglasses named Ace who somehow managed to use a sniper rifle