An alien broadcasting a wifi signal to astonished people with penis wings

A top-down view of a flying saucer and a white circle, presumable human. The anal probing is not visible.

A man with a race disorder causing transparent hands making a duck face

An olive with two red opening things instead of one, some kind of blue formation, and brown fuzz that looks like this: [3x^(4)] - [6x^(2)]

The United States legal system serving up justice to a malevolent sheep.

New Chain

After attempting to suck off a Rapidash, Misty's hair is on fire.

Evil teacup prepares to rape a man

Hermaphrodite elephant holding first place trophy in apple sucking contest

Hotdog extremist group

A man perplexed as to why the l in England is slanted on their flag

Santorum leaking from a man's eyes after an intense session of anal to mouth

New Chain

The president of Madagascar closing the country to due an outbreak of disease.

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