An electronic cheese grater wants to commit suicide by unplugging itself, but an Academy Award tries to talk him out of it.

Sarah Jessica Parker attempts stand-up comedy.

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If you own sixty slaves, you can redeem them for a copy of the Disney Pixar major motion picture "Up".

Reddit in a nutshell.

Take off those high heels, and wipe off that lipstick. You are a cow.

"I can't give you my autograph," the grim reaper said to his biggest fan, "because my pen is dead."

You'd have to be a total muppet to think Obama was a good president.

Bullshit! If a pan full of bacon really got that close to the sun, it wouldn't sizzle, it would vaporize! Next time, do some research!

Godzilla saves a burning city by inhaling the fire :)

Batman stole my shoe!

The stock market value of dragons is skyrocketing.