Dave Strider presses his face up to the computer screen and poses for a sexy profile picture.

Sollux's blood colour

Roxy wonderin were the hell dkr is. *dirk

Gamzee has motherhonking thrown up. Get towels.

Your name is Felix, better known as PewDiePie, and you have just knocked Stephano off a ledge and lost him forever. What will you do?

Facebook after Myspace makes an astonishing comeback.

Today is the day Mickey Mouse will finally proceed to rape each of his thousands of followers.

A road. Thing.

Death. Destruction. Despair.

THE JAPANESE HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THEIR GIANT WAR ROBOT. NOW RUN LIKE A BITCH, FUCKASS.

Dad's Car is chasing the Bec Noir in search of Matespriteship. John drives the car.

retarded butterfly-lily pad things soaring through the air