This lizard's family is desperate to survive. It slides its tongue by the dirt to find food. If none's found, they'll resort to cannibalism.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she ended up bankrupt and had to sell it for a cent.

Mituna x Godhead Pickle Inspector

This tree is STUMPED! Hah! Get it?

The Grocery Bag Clan claims their next victim

Mermaid!Eridan licking Fairy!Tavros clean. Fairy!Tavros is flustered by this, but also happy about it. (I saw this thread already :D )

What pumpkin?

Hot dog inside of a cup of grapejuice. They are both having a swell time.

A man with red hair is pouring urine on someone who is fast asleep, dreaming of a talking skull. It's not the first time this has happened.

The Heavy wants nothing to do with sandviches anymore.

fat Bree onuts

A man with severe acne gobbles up a delicious submarine sandwich. He can't help but let out an "mmm!" in delight.