A green goblin is surprised by you walking in on his fap session

Nusslunes is enjoying his present (?)

Fluttershy seems frazzled

Vinyl Scratch and a chocolate bar visit the moon in a TARDIS

Rarity caressing a rake, trying fruitlessly to seduce it

A BIG OL MACINTOSH EATING SOME HAY LIKE A REAL HORSIE

Rainbow Dash loves pickles. She enjoys to suck all the juice out of them and make 'em real dry first, though.

Celestia has a burnt bagel around her horn. Poor lady

Cadance is sad

Applebloom's Cutie Mark definitely ain't apples, that's for sure

Green pony with a scarf prepares a kamehameha

A purple wizard goes surfing down a space road and earns $10 for it