TWO MICKEY MOUSES PIG OUT ON SAME TASTY NACHOS!!

GUY WITH SWEET SHADES AND POPPED COLLAR IS A MATH WIZARD

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GARFIELD IS WORRIED -- MONDAY IS COMING!! HE ISN'T PREPARED FOR THIS AT ALL!!!!!

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a retarded rainbow spewing forth from a toilet

MAN SCREAMS IN AGONY AS HIS ARM FLIES AWAY

GREEN PIKACHU SHEDS A TEAR OF JOY AT THE GREATEST SHIT HE'S EVER TAKEN

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Garfield ate another one of my lasagnas?? GAAARRRRFFIIIIEEEELDDDD!!!!!

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HIPSTER IN FEDORA RECOMMENDS JURASSIC PARK TO HIS GREEN HAIRED PLEB FRIEND

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A PIG HAS BEEN SLAIN -- THE TRAGIC END TO A MOVING STORY

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MAN FINDS BUG EMBEDDED IN TOOTH -- IS FILLED WITH GLEE AT THE PROSPECT OF A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIS DENTIST

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A MAN STARTS USING PICKUP LINES ON A PUMPKIN -- LITTLE DOES HE KNOW THAT THE PUMPKIN IS UNDERAGE!!!

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A PIRATE STERNLY TELLS HIS WENCH THAT HE IS A PIRATE -- WENCH SURRENDERS HER BOOTY, LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY

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