The kitten's birthday party was ruined when the drunk father placed his gay porn magazine on the table.

Shrek about had it with donkey. He really wants to punch his.. Ass. LOLOLOLOL

The cookie monster was fed vegetables and is outraged! Fuck vegetables! Where's all the cookies?!

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Club Autism meets for the first time.

Man with pink mustache injects 420 marijuanas while a bunny is suckling a carrot.

A bald man tried putting noodles on his head to hide his baldness, but it wasn't helping.

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The red bird had enough of your bullshit. He pulls out a gun and points it at your feet.

The breath spray tastes like house!

Tooth paste chases after meatball man.

Aliens on the moon looking at each other awkwardly.

A young lass told Harry that he dated his wife.

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