Doodle or Die

The plant people began their subjugation of earth by insulting everyone to tears.

Doodle or Die

Horrible manchild defends his watching of a girl's cartoon to his mother.

Doodle or Die

Child tortures mother from the womb by playing bad 90's pop metal.

A single celled organism battling a string.

Doodle or Die

A man asks his dresser to go out with him.

Doodle or Die

That orange was a fucking cheater! Back me up here apple!

New Chain

Buttbots having a tea party on the moon.

New Chain

snake wizard battles sharktaur

An angel with very long arms.

A white sphere wearing a lampshade.

God gives AIDS to someone as a joke.

A man planning to immolate someone telling a racist joke.

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