Things that are purple, dispite the fact that they should not be purple. These are not normally purple things.

Blasphemy

which head is real

A prisoner chained to one of those prison ball things. He is pink.

A man hanging himself. In a car. All of my what.

Gordan Freecrab

Hayden is getting old. The joke, not actually Hayden.

Paying $5 for some black-market directions.

A Sackboy!

a chair, with the "c" from the word "chair" attached

A man with a mouth wider than his face, regretting his sins in life.

...YES