The Bad Grammar Duck

The traffic in Commiefornia is almost as jammed as the heads of their Congressmen

A stupid asshole who gets on doodle or die then refuses to draw

Not Tom Cruise

houses with no testosterone

Large-breasted woman without a concept of the English language, probably an illegal immigrant let into the country by the Obama crowd

bird with something awful in its back

Big government puts unconstitutional restrictions on tobacky

Sir Blockhead, Esq. silently reflects upon his success in this great capitalist nation and all the liberal tears he drank along the way.

Lovecraftian horror attempts to eat Rosie O'Donnell

Liberal tears, probably being cried due to said liberal's ignorance of the US Constitution

DayZ Barn with haystacks outside and a creek