an octopus and a salmon had a baby and now they're trying to figure out how to raise the damn thing.

the giant red A is attacking but you can't escape.

no robots allowed.

a dog sitting in a very inconvenient location.

birds are eating my sandwich. stop that birds what are you doing

4 8 15 16 23 42 and the word Lost. these words hover above a green hill.

This room has an occupancy of 20 but there are 21 people in it.

blonde woman eats a bagel whilst a man pulls a tapeworm out of her ass.

little black box full of CA$H MONEY

new idea: mac and cheese tacos. The cheese wants to be in the taco. trust me.

a poor manatee is being attacked by dollar signs!