Roger from American Dad with a green head and a purple body in front of a brown background. He is pointing and laughing.

A homosexual octopus starts work on finishing his to-do list.

A cowbowy is about to cap a ho' because he stepped in some cow shit.

New Chain

Jesus drops acid with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

A devil-transvestite wears blue shoulderpads while engulfed in flames.

A retard adventures with anagrams.

Brick buys guns from Atlus.

A mutant sandwich goes on a rampage, murdering people left and right, avenging the millions of deaths of his sandwich-y brethren.

A guy wearing an orange beanie with his mouth hanging open. He has black hair, blue eyes, and a green shirt.

New Chain

A gargantuan banana goes Super-Saiyan and kicks infants in the hospital nursery while a bard raps Flavor Flav songs.

A box of Pocky. Hell, there's probably ecstasy or cocaine inside. Maybe a few terabytes of porn or something.

Charizard fucks shit up.

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