Kermit the frog fighting Santa Claus

Magic pupeteer doesn't stub his toe.

WEINER MCWURST AND HIS PAL WURST MCWEINER ARE THE SAUSAGE BROTHERS IN ADAM SANDLER'S AND MICHAEL BAY'S NEW MOVIE: ELECTRIC HOTDOG ADVENTURES

An orange pencil equals to Cod and a $50 bill

Rest In Peace, Solar System. You will not be forgotten.

A fairly cartoonish representation of mammary intercourse.

Taking hairblower to a new level

Frank disregards his friend's advice; get his hair eaten by a chubby snake.

Twilight Princess disagrees

A child runs from an angry clown

I HAVE STARED INTO THE ABYSS, AND IT HAS STARED INTO ME

Snarky apology letter