pear uses 3 hula hoops at once. Impressive, but the pear is being shitty about it so fuck him

Doodle or Die

Two bros in pink polo shirts are about to have a 'lightsaber fight'. Seeing as one bro is holding condoms, I foresee wang swingin' action

sigh..stairway to heaven

man hurls his teddy bear into deep space as a symbolic gesture representing the end of his youth. It explodes into a supernova as he watches

alone in the world was a little catdog

how many more needless deaths must we endure at the noses of the untrained? Ban assault noses. For the future.

THIS SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THE ONE AND ONLY MONSTROUS GRAAAVEDIGGEEER, APPEARING WITH TRIFORCE FOR THE FIRST TIME! KIDS GO FREE FREE FREE

Doodle or Die

the blue apple murdered all the other fruits by chopping them up! a trail of 'juice' leads from the carnage to his knife. A dark picture!

computer, show me a close up of the cows eye

shit messageboard for desperate depressing manchildren

afro duck continues to hunt for the missing jigsaw piece

a cat farting in a mans face while the man is eating dinner

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