Doodle or Die

A man walks in on his wife (who is an apple btw) having sex with an orange. He can't live like this. He jumps out the window.

movie? What movie? WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME. WHY. WHY DO YOU HATE ME JUST LIKE DADDY DOES!? WHY CANT YOU SEE THE PAIN I GO THROUGH!?

black man stealing all dem bootys

WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY. HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY EYES WITH SUCH FILTH, YOU SWINE!

Wowee!! Not only a girl, but a NAKED girl!?

I let my man boobs hang out everyday from 6 to 9, bithes.

Doodle or Die

A nude woman shoves a trophy up her vaginal region.

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