A man drowning in grape juice

Mummy, by John, age 4

Running with scissors, the new Olympic sport for London 2012

Man thinks of mushrooms and breasts at the same time

Steve's decomposing corpse was found 3 months after the car crash.

Somebody needs to turn a damn light on in here

A cross between a pink pony, a unicorn and Sonic

Spaghetti in blueberry sauce

A creativity vortex, resulting in the mundane

Link peeps through a keyhole at a vicar, but his Parkinsons gives him away.

A mouldly loaf of ham being bullied

Ergbing accidently activates the "eject" button on his entire restaurant