"J-Jake... where did you arm go?" "For the last goddamn time Logan, I was jacking it so hard that my arm broke off!"

The Simpsons Epic Funny Moments 40 Hours Extended

2 Chainz is a Muslim real estate agent nowadays, his clientle being Jesus and his right hand midget, Socrates

Got my entire stomach yeeted from my body at Claire's!

A dog getting radiation sprayed in its mouth

Satan is good, Satan is my pal...

Bro, wake up, dude! Your oversized Lego house is oozing a highly conspicuous gray substance and it's getting on your face, maaaaan!

Non, non! Ses pieds n'est pas une baguette! ...oh, you said it's a foot fetish thing? Well then... uhh, carry on. I guess.

Eat shit, Kirby! ...wait, not liter---

I'm a thirsty little fishy~ You need to water me with your pee~

Fishgirl GF can't win this battle on her own

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, I'm sorry but... where are your pants?