The average facebook selfie whore delivers a monologue on why 2+2=22 (at least, it does in her mind)

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A box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch flirts with Strawberry Shortcake.

The words "Did you mean disco stew?" are written above a bowl of assorted rocks and pebbles.

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