Just... just draw something nice OK? How about some nice ponies in a field or something. Something that isn't a penis.

A very well drawn picture of a turtle looking into a cracked mirror. It is telling its reflection "things will be okay".

Pikapoo - it's a pokeball on top of a pile of brown stuff.

A face with a large mouth is staring creepily at me in the darkness. This is actually pretty horrifying.

It's a green snake sticking it's tongue out. There's a black line at the bottom of the picture.

We all live in a... an orange submarine?

A man has just sneezed out a foot. He finds this horrifying.

It is a bright summer day (about 8:00 am depending on latitude). There is a tree, some grass, blue sky, and of course the sun.

Amy Winehouse is back as a zombie, and she hungers for ATTENTION!

A man is very happy about sitting on his bench in the sun. The bushes behind him are plotting his demise.

A man is stuck in a burning place surrounded by flames. His skin is charred and bleeding. He is screaming "FEEL THE HEAT".

A man is riding a rainbow-maned unicorn. The man has an evil grin and is holding a blood-soaked chunk of metal.