"Shit, food" the bear said when he realized he was what is for dinner

A giraffe that witnessed something he wasn't supposed to and the head of the witness protection program isn't very good at his job

Spongebob is sick of following rules and becomes a loose cannon cop on the edge

'merica :*(

some kid with a horrible disfigurement has turned five and celebrates to forget his misfortune

After the defeat of buu? maybe... Piccolo decides to further humiliate him through penetration

Overly excited pig is oblivious to the fact that he is bacon

As investigators arrive at the scene of the crime they are baffled when all that is left of the victim is a crudely drawn batch of lines

The family eager to see the results of the examinations looks to closely at the chart where it says their fathers tumor is benign

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To eager to wait for pizza bites to cool, immediately regret your decision

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For the love of god do not venture to /r/spacedicks!!!

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The towels became self-aware and are now charging there old owners with rape

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