A retarded pink dinosaur's bib is too big

A purple unicorn

The sun's throbbing cheekdick is going to rape a limpdick alien

Stump vomits mountains

A clown afro is not funny when placed on a meatball

dog and cat are plotting to kill us all.

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man is sad that his heart balloon is floating away.

Pie is pie backwards. This is not news.

Shocked horse can't be put back together again

Super fetus man isn't doing much

A wizard harassing a chin-arm duck

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