Rose being an attention whore.

We need to go deeper

A man is pleased that he's in the greatest country in the world; Portugal.

It's an Asus laptop that's made in China. Thanks for reminding me how much I want the new Transformer Infinity. Le sigh

Jigglypuff uses double edge!

Macho mario doesn't need to fucking power stars

>that feel when scared of needles

The WiiU delivers HALF of your dose.

Too long didn't read

This motherfucking strawberry is well hard. YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS GUY.

"Hey babe, let's have sex!" "But your penis is only 1cm long!" "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC-"

S-s-s-silly earth! I-i-it's not like I l-l-like you or a-anything!