wave of poop

squirtle vomiting mud, water, grass and grey matter.

a gay rose petal complimenting a female key lanyard

a flattered lemon

puke, grass, blood, water and mountains surrounding a flower that shits rabbit turds.

squished peas covered in pee

Pimp who is confused by the less than or greater than sign.

death my lightning bolt during a festive day

Doodle or Die

Go back in time and stop yourself from banging that crazy bitch who gave you all of those STD's and want you to pay child support. DEFUCKING

sad hulk with fierce nipples

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Mustard and ketchup ejaculating

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