A fridge with a crown and mustard in the freezer and wine on the bottom part.

A playstation 3 forgets the keys to his motel room.

a sword inside smurfette's vagina.

An orange and yellow zebra is explaining that the upper one is the best of her 2 cunts. I might believe that.

Minecraft homo-erotic scene.

Fold a box with the guidelines to make a dinosaur.

an orange babby doesn't want to suck on a nice tit because he's a fag.

A sexy bear is watching me with lust.

naked hitler [he has socks thoug] with his genitals censored by a red swastic is shooting blue and pink letters from his hands

A sad snake with a hat and a briefcase is leaving somewhere. Godspeed my green friend.

Doodle or Die

There's never ending line of people who want to go into lowliness

A gay flag that says: we're all casual.

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