OH NO YOU DIN'T I TOLD YOU NOT TO BUT YOU DID MHM I TOLD YOU

That pig has seen a lot of things in his day. Terrible, awful things...

i hate when my office supplies become possessed by demons.

the dogs have risen to power and reestablished 1800s Americans politics.

The zombie blows his chance on Who Wants to be a Millionaire because he used all his lifelines and doesn't know the answer.

Calliope can't hear you over the sound of the lightning striking her head.

The grim reaper pauses for a moment to admire that choice ass.

the platypus bear has used its laser eyes to break the spork in half. What now, Spork? What now.

professor oak doesn't approve of these homosexuals. unfortunately for him one of them is armed with a rifle.

Tom was always a happy contented man he never wanted much out of life, just simple quiet pleasures. I know he will be greatly missed.

The lone adventurer contemplates how to get the bacon from atop the pillar. Alas, though; it is load bearing bacon, and he cannot get it.

That kid in your class who likes to show everyone his terrible drawings from his sketchbook. he doesn't realize people laugh at him for it.