The bodyguard of the Pig King has slayed the assassin. However, he has been overcome with bloodlust and has now sliced his king open

A film critic gives a good example of a movie where special effects are used to cover up a terrible and insensible plot.

"Oh would you look at that! It's already suicide o'clock!"

Titty-eyes McGee

What what

Oh no indeed!

A burger with some ketchup and... mustard? And... and no cheese? WHAT IS THIS HERESY?!

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Two siamese twins joined by their hands merrily skip on a green meadow, proclaiming their eternal friendship out loud.