Hashmib the annoying purple skittle is trying to sell jelly to Billy the angry ass-hole skittle. FUCKING JEWS!!

Some ass-hole got very lazy and decided to draw four really bad faces. FUCK YOU RUSSIA!!!!

Cinnamon Bun from Adventure Time gets a very deadly illness. He has lost his mind and his cinnamony goodness.

Angry Joseph the butt man is very disappointed that his daughter Katy is a dirty hoe with a stanky pussy.

Very crappy modern art about disagreeing with the man and being baller as shit.

Jennifer the small shit hat is looking for adventure in the great field of wisdom.

Doodle or Die

Some normal middle-classed white girl can't stand the internet... What a bitch.

George describes his day as Patty, the bleeding whore, plays Doodle or Die while having sex with Frank the Stoned Crab.

What happens when you allow a kids cartoon to air for too long, and then allow the staff of the show to snort cocaine squid.

Stoned lobster denies information from cryptologist... Fuck you Kevin.

Stoned hippy protester gets no help from Merica, the 1956 Cadilak car. Fuck you Kevin.

Thomas the cactus trying to explain how he gets major ass to his buddies the Creamsicle Twins.

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