An animal that looks like a rhino without a horn or a grey nidoran?It is named Bacon and is staying next to a river.Wait it might be a bear?

"Will you marry me?" "lolz no you way, gross lady!"

kodamas from princess mononoke

Creepy ginger amoebae winks and say what

Hipster tree has a hamburber in his hair

In the future, your children will have black boxes that they stick their penises in to watch porn with. Your son just looked up 2 girls 1cup

never shoot a lazer at a prism. it will refract it in many direction including your eye, even if you are swipper

this is sparta

uhhh no. how about kittens. or you can continue this chain and draw a man attacked by a vibrator. Your choice.

scumbag kirby

Sand was white everywhere then this guy pooped on it?

God's finger sperm loves earth?

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