Toaster ask what is wrong with a hot dog in him

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Abusive cellphone

Party pelican defuses the bomb

You have no mouth, and you must scream

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how is your dog doing today?? does it still have that weird third body part?

A rejected veggie tales character because he ran in the crusades.

eskimo seeing mammoth for the first time

If twinkies were discovered in egyption tombs

Fidel Castro records a CD

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Holiday icon goes on murdering spree

A fire princess smiles wearing no pants

R. kellys eggs on the side walk

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