School children on a tour of a marinara sauce factory... with guy fiery as the tour guide

Tomato talks about how he, along with a group of various fruits/vegetables, raped Apple's wife...

a sad pirate ponders about his days as a hotdog vendor....

a man wearing a ski mask is getting his coat sucked so hard that he is pooping money

guy about to fuck a spider on his carpet

nigger-san would like some watermelon

someone stabbed that poor tree :(

Toddler discovers that he wasn't born with a heart

There was an explosion at the bowling ball factory

My mom just told me she has a penis

A red car is about to hit an orange man named Bob while he eats frozen yogurt

Sometimes, when no one is home, I fill the tub with marinara sauce and pretend that I'm a meatball...