An 8 eyed alien offers flowers to a floating head with dripping blood instead of a body.

Michael Jackson

Mario planning some fun for Waluigi

Another desperate case in this terrible plague. Cause pinpointed as exposure to so-called "World Wide Web". Our expert, Mick Bage, reports:

A fish with hairy legs

Evil scary ogre woman, looks a bit like that woman off of goonies.

Error 404. Earth not found.

The sea has turned pink due to a lethal accident involving a coconut tree

A man tells the police of his planned murder weapon.

A woman who fell in a cement mixer full of qiucksand.

A scarily realistic drawing of my sister.

A slightly angry looking rubber chicken, making its first voyage into space.