WHOA SHIT! Oh... nevermind, it's just Dolan; you can almost...not tell that's it's Dolan.

A brown-haired, blue-eyed teenager (from the looks of it) has a stick of dynamite or a firecracker shoved into part of his buttox

Rogers no one beats contests @ Steve staring

A stick figure threatens another stick figure to draw or else he will be shot

As if the person before me could make me feel even worse, they drew literal shark tits. YES, LITERAL SHARK TITS. DID YOU FICKING HEAR ME?!

A man just got his dick cut off by some sort of blade. Tough luck...

Can't touch thi- ...well shit, I guess you can.

A green alien with a monocle and a top hat drinks his coffee with complete bliss. To express his newfound happiness, he shouts, "Like a Sir"

Man made of piss is melting from everyone else's piss

That man must feel terrible, excrementing from every orifice on his body.

A naked bald woman is checking out her amazing biceps.

Dolan is...wait, is that a guy in a wheelchair or are those his legs? I can't even tell if they're purposely spinning or those are spokes