If Two-Face was a lion...and a flower...on Valentine's Day

A smug rotary phone

Two french fries running in a race

A knight against a fire-breathing dragon

Deer Jesus is walking on water (and has a pretty yellow cape and red neckerchief)

A metroid misses Samus, but it enjoys its time on the beach tanning

A cute dog being told to stay

A man telling a bear to shut up

A gingerbread gentleman on a slightly cloudy summer day

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood / and sorry I could not travel both

The cake is a lie, for it is not a cake, but a fish.

A dog (or possibly an angry rose) eating an alarmed baby.