A giant getting her first perdiod

Florida is the only land mass in the world.

An anime Kim Jong Il getting a pretty flower shoved up his rectum. He's not very happy about it.

An awkward zombie tries to get a date with the sun who is dressed for a formal occasaion.

Amphibious creature with very large breasts

Black guy in baggy pants trying to hop a spikey fence while screaming in horror at something unseen

Naked Danny Devito holding a soft pretzel and waving his house around.

Doodle or Die

An evil giant eating a sobbing, innocent little apple.

A potato steering a boat through the ocean

A support group for pedophiles

An invisible giant screaming NO

Sex addicted toucan looking for a support group

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