Emo emu gaurds it eggs (but they aren't really eggs they are manifestations of its agony)

flaming eyeballs in my hand oh what a complex pain

dumbstruck witch doesn't know what the fuck to do with these fat ass children eating her home.

HE COMES. Waldo has had enough! Every time he tries to escape society people come looking for him. He has made a pact with the elder gods.

holy shit. drums MAN drums

why did the squiggly red wiggle blood blob cross the road??? TO GET???

Oh shit nigga this is the best motherfucking day of this little pink mans life he is SURROUNDED by some dope ass shit Popsicles biggernhim

Death is coming. you can see yourself in his eyes. Surprisingly it's not horror you feel, only peace. Free. Free from that fucking yeti.

incredibly beefy power ranger doesn't give a shit about no bullets. in fact, this hunky chunk of beef steak don't need nothing but panties.

OY! SO SWEET! an oh so cockney accent declares over a bottle of MANA SHEVITZ extra grape. So inexplicably british!

Kamina laments that his elbow is aparently a penis

young crying man cowers behind his own fat stomach as the cactus topped with a ufo lurks.

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