archimedes is dead and medic has a lot of... negative feelings about the situation

medic is not very good at sewing and gets send to hell every time he tries. also spy always goes there with him and doesn't understand.

scout is in that phase every young boy goes through where he's embarassed that his mom's head is upside down. Oh Scout.

Scout's skateboard tricks were so RADICAL that they launched him into space.

engie is a gigantic, muscular, weightlifting fish. soldier is so proud of his fellow american that he cries

yes, engie, you are sexy 10/10

spy flees from his problems into his box. Sniper is worried

medic has changed both his AND scout's nipples into... sticks

medic decided that clothes are not needed in his profession anymore

steven and the crystal gems were gonna sing the title song but garnet messed up the first word and now it's all awkward silence

engineer cradles a smol dispenser in his arms. he must protect it from the mean spies and his lvl1 sentry is helping him with that.

engineer swears as he's been reduced to a head on legs