Doodle or Die

The sun and a goldfish is crying over the grave of Naked Blobman. The moon is in the sky and is happy.

Donkey acting as a human shield to save Shrek from the bullets of a seemingly automatic pistol.

A snowman in the dark. So scared of the yellow eyes that it's crying and shivering with fear.

A tree sprouting on a tree stump

An alien telling a robot that squatting is not allowed.

Doodle or Die

A sceptical Mr.Mime

A guy with ear piercings is offering a red ice cone to a nun

Cat sitting in a tree by a pond peeing on a man beneath said tree

Beautiful, hairy and scrumpy testicles with the text "DON'T DRAW TESTICLES" in bright red. Did I mention that testicles are beautiful?

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I dude high on weed has finally figured out that Soy milk is made from Mexican cows.

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An unamused furry lion mermaid gets a horny facebook-like.

MtF transsexual person with a sideshave and a rainbowsweater with lots of cleavage.

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