a rock with a face, laying atop the ocean floor. it says to the seaweed next to it, "yage dayl wake up sucking 2 he-man"

an incomprehensible beast formed of the souls of those lost, it guards the void. it speaks the broken echos of those who have befallen to it

Garfield is fed up. he's had it. this has all gone too far. "fuck you odie," he shouts, waving his cat-arms vigorously through the air

a unicorn and a dog go to a bar. the unicorn says to the dog, "kill me plz" and the dog eats the unicorn.

an anthropomorphic slice of pie made from human flesh, standing on a plate and smoking a cigarette whilst staring at a static mug of coffee.

Doodle or Die

one ANGRY duck! just FUMING with ANGER!

a blob with a face and large ears and a bloody stinger on the head instead of hair

the secret code, correct

small lil ladybug

that cute worm, starin at you and smilin, dang what a good worm

a rad pumpkin, still growin, not a jackolantern or anything, just a cool pumpkin, probably chillin out in the pumpkin patch

dr. ROCKETS!

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