The stick man is crying under a gray rainbow because none of his OTPs will ever be canon.

A mentally impaired bird sitting on a dysfunctional tree, while in the background a circle watches skeptically.

An orange appears to have grown pink hair and now rests atop a blue shirt.

"Can I help you?" asked the amoeba as it digested a face. The man is horrified.

The seal suddenly realized--oh no! He'd forgotten to wear clothes!

"not gonna waste bullet on him," expelled the stick man, standing in a puddle of white paint and using what I must say is terrible grammar.

"THIS IS THE END", proclaimed the mountain, black tears of despair flowing from its desolate eyes.

I'M GONNA IM"PEAR" YOU. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The stick figure resists the lure of the extremely seductive painting of a spaceship.

It appears to be a cow udder beneath a gray sky. It is "udderly" unimportant. Ha. Ha.