"WHY" you ask, completely dumbfounded. "Because I can," I reply. "where?" You ask another question. "Over there, dear stranger."

"Gotta go fast!" Sonic yelled, TV held high above his head. Oh yes. Going fast has been much more enjoyable since he decided to turn evil.

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"Hi, I'm a tumor" the cloud said. Not wanting to crush the fluffy dream, the man played along. "U're so benign" he said, covering his eyes.

A guy wears only two diapers, one of which is on his head. Also he has what appears to be a butter knife and a sort of yellow circly thing.

Psyduck? PSY? PSYYYYY!?

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